1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating.
2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo her.
3. All old women are witches.
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out
of the Clinic before Nigerians will think she went for an abortion.
6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.
7. All wealthy men have joined occult group.
8. All Lawyers are liars.
9. Philosophers are not Godly.
10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using Jass.
11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is better than those in
Vocational School, Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.
12. Every successful Musician has joined Illuminati.
13. All Traders do cheat.
14. All Men are wicked.
15. If u don't come to church one Sunday, u have started back-sliding.
16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class, u are the Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.
19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.
20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor.
21. Every critic of government is a member of the opposition party.
22. A male child is better than female.
23. Garri is poor man's food.
—Which one do you hate most?
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