How Best To Act In A Club or Party

Mostly on Fridays, or happy days, people often hit clubs or parties, invited or not so as to get their groove on, but while at these activities, there are some basic rules that should be strictly adhered to, by any outstanding person, without making a nuisance out of yourself, these tips are..

Brief shower; No matter how sudden the idea or invitation comes up, if you have to go out, have at least, a brief shower, its for your own good and that of others, it gets you refreshed and helps others breathe with lesser odours to contend with.

touching; Okay, so a girl you met in a club is feeling your vibe, or agrees to dance with you out of boredom or pity, that definitely isn't a permission to go all hands on her(except she's a hooker and you'll offer her an extending contract or there's already an understanding). If you have to touch, you can hold her hand, or her back, it is rude to go too close to her private areas as some guys do, try to always stand out.


beer begging; I beg you in the name of God, even if someone is sponsoring the outing, carry some extra bucks so you won't have to push him into spending more than his budget, its even funny how someone will go to a table he knows no one, and will start asking that his cup be filled with wine or whatever, I used to know a guy who got drunk every club day without buying a single drink. All he did was hail everyone from table to table, with a cup in his hand, its not cool

Distance; if you've been eying a girl and she's probably been eying you too, do not engage from a far distance, it can backfire. Do not cross from one end of a hall to the other one, just to get to her, its best to take her unawares, once she's distracted, go through the corners, hesitate, do not make it obvious that you are going her way, this is because if she sees you conning, she may shine on you with an already rehearsed defence line, but if you gently sneak up on her and take her unawares, she could flow or not, if she doesn't, you walk away, in style, with that, you would reduce the attention you would have attracted to yourself if you walked right through the middle of the dance hall.

smelly shoes; This one, I take God beg you, if your socks or feet dey smell, abeg, no commot leg until you reach house, only one leg of your shoe fit pursue everybody for your angle, no much talk for this one.

high; If you want to get high, then its advisable you go with a trusted friend, or your guys who you trust will handle you in the best possible way, always try to read the time from your watch, the harder it gets, the higher you are, you should know when to stop.

How best to walk out/through; If ever, you need to take a piss, or leave the club, look for the table exit with lesser persons, if you have 3 at your left, and 1 at your right, it doesn't matter if the toilet/door is at your left, leave the table from your right where you may only have to squeeze through just one person, also, it is wrong to walk between a man and his drink, except it is totally unavoidable.
Remember; good dressing leads......